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Nighthawk

A dirty bastard that hangs out in truck stop restrooms, waiting for young boys to innocently wander in, or perhaps even for infants to be abandoned, so that he may do horrendous sexual acts to them, and then scuttle off into the night to weep openly about nothing in particular. Just a sad, filthy troll that must remain nocturnal, so as to better avoid an enraged general public, who would certainly play jump-rope with his intestines, were he to be captured. Nighthawks are also fond of maintaining a fragile self-importance through the enjoyment of silly mmorg's (massively multiplayer online roleplaying games), that no one with a real set of balls would bother to take seriously.

Dude, I know this guy who's a total nighthawk! Yeah, he spends his nights in bathroom stalls at the local Flying J truck stop, lapping at the choads of young boys who wander in to tinkle. This one poor kid's dad almost caught the guy, but the nighthawk was crying so loud, it burst the dad's eardrums, and the nighthawk escaped into a maze of dumpsters, out back of the place. Oh, he also runs a "football" team on some goofy mmorg game. Yeah, he talks shit like it's somehow redeeming next to the fact that he's a filthy letch, who should be the victim of diaherea bukakke. Goddamn nighthawks are sad bastards, man.

by Torgo777 December 31, 2009

56๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nighthawk

1. A person who enjoys going to random parties in the middle of the night to hook up with some random drunk girl and then leaves right after the hook up without giving your name or number.

2. A person who gets super high at night and goes to buy fast food.

is that guy a nighthawk?

i have no idea who that guy is, but he's hooking up with that kids girlfriend.

by Mr_Artard July 9, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


nighthawk

The greatest computer security guru of all time, in leagues with enigma.

hey man, have you talked to nighthawk lately? he is so leet...

by Tony Delaney November 13, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


nighthawk

an intrusive thought that only seems to strike you late at night - an overdue task, regret over a decision, guilt over a mistake, or that deep feeling of insecurity that disappears during the day - but slowly creeps in with the shadows of the night, quietly building a nest of anxiety

The girl could not sleep because of the nighthawk that kept her awake in the late hours.

by -merkisha September 13, 2022


Nighthawk

Counter-Strike Retail nickname for the Desert Eagle .50 semi-automatic handgun.

That guy just got five headshots with the Nighthawk!

by Nighthawk January 9, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nighthawk

An older, aesthetically unpleasing gentleman who attempts to pass himself off as many many years younger - not by trying to look younger but by simply lying.
This man probably won't even pass for the fake age even at night - but after a few drinks and dim club lighting, he MAY. Beware of the nighthawk.

"omg you didn't take his number did you? he's a total Nighthawk!"

by Cougarbitch1 January 5, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nighthawk

To steal someone's girlfriend, and/or love interest.

Josh: Wow, Sebastian, William's over there macking on your girlfriend. You just got Nighthawked!

Sebastian: I know. *tear*

by WilliamFancyson July 5, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž