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Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Yeah, what's up?
Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!
Girl: UH... thanks?
Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number?
Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters.
Guy: Oh okay I see how it is...
SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?!
Where yo boyfriend at?
Girl: Who?
Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number?

-Credit:
MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

by Noah Boughdy April 1, 2008

152๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


number

Short form for "phone number."

Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

86๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


numbers

A rather brutal and secretive group of prison gangs in South Africa. Number gangs have numbers instead of names, and typically have millitary-style hierarchy, extensive tattoos, strict internal laws, and require violence against prison staff for initiation. The 28 Gang also has a system for distributing sex between new recruits and established members. Recently featured on a BBC documentary.

Numbers gangs include the 26s, 27s, 28s, etc...

by gooberliberation March 13, 2006

88๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Number

12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262627282930

I i need 1 bag of sugar

I need 2 bottles of milk

I need 3 PS4โ€™s
How many numbers is that

by Ghhfhdhdhshshhd August 17, 2018

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


numbers

a drug order. how much you want of a certain drug or multiple drugs.

I texted my dealer numbers.

by friendswithintervals September 2, 2006

95๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


numberic

A spelling mistake often made by those whom can't spell.

LostSmurf4: my top level password are random alpha numberic

by onewhocanspell August 16, 2005

33๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


numbers

Slang for Kronenbourg 1664.

"Pint of numbers and a packet of pork scratchings please, barman."

by evilmango August 15, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž