Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

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Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

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what does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings

when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.

Can i have one of your rings?

yeah sure but why?

no reason

What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?