The Old One Two

The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.

They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.

1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5

The actual combo though it this.

1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)

The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.

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One-Two-Two

Its whatever you want it it be.

He just wanted a little extra one-two-two.

I went to the store and got a one-two-two sandwich.

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One Two Shuffle

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

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One Two Stinkaroo

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

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Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

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One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

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the old one two

a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. Also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.

Fuck dude i fuckin' gave that bitch the old one two that noob got fuckin' two-pieced

oh shit, thats just embarassing

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