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The Father of Metal.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
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King Of rock-and-roll, Loves us all. see Black Sabbath
"Did you see the new ozzy video?"
"Yeah, man, IT ROCKS!!!"
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Widely (and correctly) considered the Godfather of Heavy Metal. ^^' Friendly, easy goin', hella cool and a great guy to know, nobody plays metal better then Ozzy. ;)
Note that popular belief often attributes Ozzy to being a violent, Church-hating wife-beating alcoholist. Nothing could be further from the truth... Ozzy's a friendly guy who loves and supports his family and fans, and one of the few artists of the heavy metal genre who's modest and easy-goin' enough to not take music too seriously ;) (Example, the "wannabe-Anti Christ" Marilyn Manson XP). Black Sabbath rules!
Ozzy's an awesome guy who kicks the asses of all other artists easy. Forget Metallica, Black Sabbath will forever live on! Yeah! ^_~;
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Ozzy Rulz....
Rock'N ROLL!!!
God Bless you all!
Ozzy is a sick guy but he plays metal like a god
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ozzy fuckin rules damnit!!!! hes the best ever. the godfather of heavy metal!! even if he died he will always live in the hearts of true fans
me:dude ozzy kix mother fucking ass, bitch!
ozzy: i love you all but you're all fucking mad!
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The Prince of Darkness. The Creator of metal itself. Along with being resposible for a lot of other crazy things such as:
1. Biting the head off of a bat and a dove
2. Shooting 17 cats
3. Throw raw meat at a live audience
The term 'doing an Ozzy osbourne' means you have done something REALLLLLY silly that a whole lot of people will remember for ever and ever.
Joe: Mary's in jail!
Fred: What did she do?
Joe: Jumped off a brick wall and killed 4 people!
Fred: What an Ozzy osbourne!!
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When the person giving you head bites the head of your dick.
I got Ozzy Osbourne‘d last night that shit hurted!