PPC

Paranoid Phone Check

When you and your mate are talking about someone and you then have to check your phone just in case you are ringing the person you are talking about and they have heard what you have said.

Sarah: Julie is definitely putting on weight

Sue: I know, she's been eating like a pig lately

Sarah: Hang on, where's my phone? PPC!

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PPC

The act of inviting your closest friends over and having a pillow pet party. Normally all girls. It involves staying up late and taking random pictures of you and your pillow pet. Girls without pillow pets are not accep by the other girls and will therefore not be allowed or invited to come.

"Omg, did you get invited to the senior girls PPC tonight!?"
"Yeah! My unicorn pillow pet & I are so excited!

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PPC

Peak Physical Condition

A quest real men partake in everytime they enter a gym. Something unfortunately most gym goers forego as it's too much of a challenge for them. Instead they sit around doing elaborate 5 day splits and talking about how 'aesthetic' they are. Meanwhile the guys in PPC sit around laughing about them knowing that they're bigger, better, faster and stronger.

guy 1: Look at that bodybuilder over there doing his set of curls. He's huge!
guy 2: Paha. All show no go. What you really want is to be like that guy over there. Epitome of PPC.

guy 1: Hey man, up for hitting the gym for a back sesh tomorrow?
guy 2: Haha. No. Think I'll swim a few miles then maybe do a whole body session tomorrow.

guy 1: What?

guy 2: I train to be in good shape, not to look like I'm in good shape. It's all about PPC.

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PPC

Pussy Per Capita

The amount of ass someone gets usually counted by youth groups or groups of friends.

Man....the 8th hour math class has a so much higher PPC rating than the 3rd hour class.

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PPC

The act of taking a crap right before or after practice. Stands for pre-practice crap or post-practice crap. Feelings of relif will most likly follow.

Coach: Wheres Robby at?
Team: Taking a massive ppc.
Coach: Well might be a while so lets get started.

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PPC

PPC means perfectly popped P-Word

Jake: "Im finna stick this BBC in yo PPC"

Fiona:"Im ready daddy"

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PPC-dophile

Somebody that loves pay per click advertising in a creepy and possibly sexual way.

I think Mat might be a PPC-dophile, he's way too into the new AdWords interface.