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The vaginal canal of a South-American woman
Hey Julia, tonight I'm going to enter the Panama Canal
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While your fuck buddy is lying on her back, simply kneel with your legs pinning her arms down. Proceed to mouth fuck her. As you are about to climax, simply push her head so that either ear is on the ground, and ejaculate into the other. When she turns her head and tries to get it out, it looks as though the gates of the canal have been let wide open, and everything held behind them is cascading forth in a rush never seen before like man.
He asked Ashley if she would give him head on her back. He then pinned her down and asked her if she'd ever been to Central America. She said no. As he came in her ear, he whispered, "...at least now you've seen the panama canal."
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The area between a man's scrotum and his anus.
He got very excited when I played with his Panama Canal.
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The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.
Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!
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Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."
Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.
Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?
Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.
Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.
A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.
Did you hear jen got a panama root canal from james?
Yea she's adventurous.
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the longest palindrome thats not retarded.
guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"
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