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A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off
that cheerleader is a penis fly trap
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a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"
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A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”
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an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
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A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"
When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."
The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
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