Piss Boner

When a nigga get a boner from needing to take a leak, or needs to take a piss while watching explicit boner inducing content. When wanked, piss will often come out slowly, and after cumming, a male may spend up to 20 minutes slowly letting out small amounts of piss.

*Wakes up with a piss boner*
Person 1: Damn, I need a piss, better go take it before I do my morning porn fap

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Piss Boner

A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or rubbing around your junk would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning urinations usually include urine flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is penis boogers (eye boogers, but in your man hole).

I had a wicked piss boner this morning.

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Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

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The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.