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One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).
Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.
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Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.
plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.
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A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.
He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!
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Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.
This plumber keeps jumping around so much that he never gets hit!
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when someone is really draining your energy by constantly talking shit at you
R: Dude are you a plumber?
C: No way man why?
R: Because you are really draining me...
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A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day
Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber
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Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.
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