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To forcefully release a large turd, often splashing the toilet water on your anus or testicles.
I took a power dump and splashed my balls.
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A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.
"Holy shit, what happened in here?"
"I took a power dump
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Like a Power Nap, when you have no time to waste and squeeze out a turd as fast as possible. Unlike other suggestions, this dump is normally performed at work, often with the consumption of fast food.
Tom couldn't hold the prairie dog while closing the deal, so he lied to the customer about "blowing his nose" so he could take a power dump!
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Power Dumping is when you eat a lot of greasy burbaly food and have to have a bowel movement that is mostly water. Done before you hit the toilet seat.
I ate White Castle and was Power Dumping all night
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When in awkward surrounding,or in an unknown home or location and wish to be discreet about dumping to pass of you were only taking a piss not a dump, you power it through quicker than usual or under time constraints.
ahh dammit.. im at my girlfriends parents house and i need a shit...better power dump it out to save the embarrasment.
my train leaves in 2 minutes and need a shit..better PD before it comes
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Contrary to popular belief, a power dump is a term used when one is so busy that time cannot be wasted!
Commonly used whilst raiding in World of Warcraft, and you want to remain top of the damage meter.... I suppose it can also apply to work, watching sports... whatever.
To save valuable seconds, you go in, and instead of relaxing and letting nature do the work, you push til you're red in the face and force that shit out and 100mph!! Followed by a speed wipe, then back to doing whatever it was you're doing.
Krasek: Gotta take a dump!
Kuro: Hurry dude, we're about to start on the last boss!
(30 seconds later)
Krasek: Back
Kuro: That was fucking quick!!
Krasek: Yeah I know, power dump FTW!! May have given myself a hernia though.
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A dump you take so fast that you barely even sat on the toilet
Why was That so fast? I took a power dump
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