Random
Source Code
Random
when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter
I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.
3👍 1👎
The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
6👍 11👎
Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.
9👍 3👎
Breath mint Italian & Latina girls use right before giving a man a blowjob.
Sophia told Giovanni "No blowjob until I've had my predicament."
when keyana or a person forgets to take a bath.
yo son you predicamently n you stink!