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The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.
This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2
Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.
"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."
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me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*
THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!
Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared
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Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.
Usual suspects chillin out doing a little Pythagorean Smoking.
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Method of smoking for teams of three or more. First person must exhale into a wrapping paper tube while second person inhales at the other end of the tube. When first person is done exhaling, they pass their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the other end of the tube, then they exhale. While the second person exhales, the third person inhales thus proving pythagorean's theorem via smoking.
The Usual Suspects are chilling in the Bungalo doing a little pythagorean smoking.
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A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.
Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.
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