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A piece of paper you get to prove your purchase.
i bought shoes and got a receipt from the cashier.
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your server is taking your order right next to you and you are looking at "something else." If she catches you looking, you can just say you were looking at the receipt/order.
Example:
Her: Do i have something on me or what?
You: Oh-I was just looking at the receipt.
*score!*
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Claims of damning evidence that usually are false.
Jose bragged that he had the "receipts" on Jesse and proceeded to gloat.
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A term used by MeanMike in Torn in an attempt to oversell the power of his faction
MeanMike: The Receipt is comin for all that talk, kid ... keep it puckered <3
Everyone else: What the fuck is this guy talking about?
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After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.
"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt
When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.
Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.
taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.
"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"
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