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Sam's a very confused person. Often consumed by their own thoughts too often to have a good time. They should slow down once in a while. Sam is easy to please as they tend to be way too exciteable about things they like but not giving enough time to listen to others things. Sam is loyal without a fault and often tries hard to do good but tends to get muddled and confused when things go wrong. A Sam will tend to have a small number of close friends but friends that he'd jump under a bus for. Sam's are terrible at showing affection but tend to have a large amount of love in their hearts and when a Sam falls in love it's pretty obvious. Sam's don't tend to be adventurous, at all. If they don't want to do something they won't do it. It's usually their way or no way. Don't mistake this for being pig headed though it's usually because Sam's get frightened easily. They have a very high dependancy on others and are very self deprecating which can often ruin moods or make them hard to handle but in return for supporting a Sam you'll gain one of the most loyal friends possible.
Bob: Hey I made a new friend- This is Sam.
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A extremly Attractive male that usually has the biggest penis in the room. His "junk" usually ranges from 7-9 inches
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a sex GOD who for some bizarre reason decided to choose you as his next conquest. hes flirty, constantly has a mischievous glint in his eye and to most irresistible smile
WTF why did sex-god sam just wink at you!?
ermmm... we kinda hooked up last night..........
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Sam has a really really really big dick.
Wow is that Sam! He must have a really big dick.
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An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.
Hey I saw SAM in town today. She came over and gave me a hug. She is so nice.
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A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Maybe a tad, but growth happens outside your comfort zone and he’s all about self-growth :) He’s good at pretty much everything so don’t challenge him unless you don’t mind losing. Don’t look into his eyes either because you’ll get butterflies and then any attempt of being victorious becomes futile. Also, loves LOTR and refers to himself as Samwise when he’s in a silly goofy mood.
That guy is a packing pro ping pong player. He must be a Sam.
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