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A very much preferred offensive weapon by asian and hispanic middle aged mothers.
Sandals are an ancient craft of weapon, wielded by mothers
A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.
"My mom just threw a sandal at me" "oof"
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not to be worn with socks unless u are a none/ginger
i saw a guy in sandals "wink,wink"
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Stupid, ugly ass shoes that people should STOP WEARING. Seriously, NO ONE wants to see your nasty feet! And if you are a guy that wears them you are, simply put, a fag.
Sandals are for dumbasses who think people want to see their stained, corn-ridden, yellow-toenailed feet.
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Code word for acid. Used in the phrase "wearing sandals", meaning "tripping acid".
Dude, you should have been there last night. I was wearing sandals.
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When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.
Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.
The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.
Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.
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