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A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.
Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!
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A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male
Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
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A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?
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To be surrounded on all sides by dudes.
I was at the concert and I couldn't enjoy myself because I was completely sausaged.
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Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.
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When a husky (large, or huge) woman opts to wear clothing a size or two (and often 3) too small for them and thus, creating the effect of multiple rolls of fat (like sausage). This could also be described as multiple muffin-tops or jelly-rolls.
* That woman is sure sausaging out of her clothes!
* IN THE ER: Dr! Dr!... hurry... this sausaging woman needs to have her circulation re-stored!!!! code blue!!!!!* I sure like to savor my woman's sausaging curves! yum!
* Where is that saussaging ho!!???
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Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.
Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.
Is there anything in the cupboard?
Not a sausage.
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