The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

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first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

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the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.

?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

Second Coming

The "Second Coming" is the primary target of a gangstalking/social engineering effort. Typically an enemy target of a community, state or federal government sponsored gangstalking group or syndicate.

I am the Senior Chief, formally the "second coming" but now known as the "Chosen One". Kenny was the previous "Second Coming".