Bull-Shitz

The offspring of any breed of Bulldog and a Shitzu dog.

"Awww what a cute little Bull-Shitz."

Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.

Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.

shitz kreig

Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.

Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.

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The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

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shitz n giggles

Just because I don't care and laughter for the fun of it!

I don't mean nothing by it, it's just for shitz and giggles, love, you know shitz and giggles!

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Da hot shitz

An excruciatingly painful bowel movement with the consistency of thin oatmeal. Occurs almost immediately after ingesting a large amount of greasy, spicy, and most commonly delicious food.

Those extra cheesy and spicy nachos left me crippled with Da hot shitz.

nickle-shitz

The act of placing a nickle on the toe of your shoe, subduing a jackass, and kicking him in the rectum repeatedly.

Give me your lunch money Billy, or I'll give you the nickle-shitz.

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