Shrewing

'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.

'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'

'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'

'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'

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my math teacher Mrs.Ellis;a scolding woman

Me:Hey Cordell Mrs.Ellis is such a shrew.
Cordell:Yeah I agree.

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bitch who believes in bitchassness, and hating zebras.

hey, gabby, that nigga just molested a zebra, shrew status.

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a shady and somewhat frogloneish person who hides in holes quite often, it is common to see a shrew eating nuts and berries

brian is always hole-ing, therefore, he is quite a shrew

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1. A penis that is extremely skinny but an average size. Usually the width of two pencils.

1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!

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Sexual Herpes Reaping Every Where

nasty stuff- AVOID THE SHREW!

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A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.

Arthur: What you doin tonight man?
Brian: “Oh nothing just hangin with some chicks tryna shrew”

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