shwa

a person with the full name joshua, but everyone says josh, so u take the end of joshua "shua" and change the spelling, coming up with a rather crafty nick name

what up shwa

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shwa

created by an unassuming and brilliant broad named Bubba, shwa has many different applications and meanings, depending on circumstance and emotion involved. A hybrid of the archaic expression, "say what?" shwa has developed a life of its own and is traveling over the country as it is exchanged in conversation.

Originally used as Bubba-speak for, "What!!!!" shwa is now taking on any myriad of meanings. See examples below...

Example A:
Beets: Oh man Patrick O'Sullivan just scored a short-handed goal!!!

Bubba: Shwa!!! THAT'S ROCKIN!!! GO PATTY O!!!

Example B:
JSR: That new girl thinks Lenny is stupid, Bubba.

Bubba: Shwateva...

Example C:
ItsMraHole2U: Hey Bubba, I am in need of your superior advice...

Bubba: Ah yes, the office of the Shwalillama is now open...

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shwa

a term of a really hard fuck

"wow, we had a great shwa"

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shwa

a group of awesome people in a certain group. in order to get in to this exclusive group you have to have seen the goonies.

you just got raped by shwa

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shwa

A level 6 swear word (one level above the fuck), such a slur could be used in the context of an adjective, a noun, a verb, and even an adverb. Its origins are full of ambiguity, but its intentions are clear. Calling someone shwa is sinful, but calling someone a shwa may result in expulsion...of life.

Adjective - "John has a shwa tie on"
Verb - "I would never want to shwa"
Noun - "_____________"

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Shwa

Shwa = "sure"
The welsh pronunciation of the english word 'Sure'.
It's a brilliant way to annoy articulated people.

Bethan: Aled, I really didn't mean to eat all the chocolate!
Aled: Shwa, Beth, Shwa.
Bethan: It's Sure! Not shwa!

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Shwa

shwa--also see, whoa. expressing great excitement. or like the opposite.

Bob: i just won 500 dollars!
Cara: SHWA!

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