spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

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Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra

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Spitting Cobra

The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.

"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"

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Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.

On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.

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African Spitting Cobra

When a girl gives u a blow job and then bites the tips when ur about to squirt so it builds up so u have a fan on the neck of ur cock like a spitting cobra.. and then u release!

Man that bitch gave me a African Spitting Cobra the other day, almost took my dick off too!

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one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

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Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra