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Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.
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an STD made of all the current STDs combined
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
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People who defy the rules of breaking up.
Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"
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Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.
1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!
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Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!
1. To make someone orgasm
2. For boys make them hard
3. For girls make them wet
Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!
a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"
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When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.
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