Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"
Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
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The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
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The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab
Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.
Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
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A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
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Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
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