Staines

The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".

Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines

Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire

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Stained

A common thing to say when you absolutely destroy someone, often used in video games. Popular amongst pro Valorant, CS:GO and R6 players.

"You just got stained kid"
"Get stained on bozo"

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Stained

adj.To Have Sex
adv. To get Robbed
To Get Beat in something really bad

I stained sally last night

I got stained fo my Rims

I was staining them in basketball

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stain

A person in your life you can't get rid of or deny knowing. Other aspects of your life are fine, but there lies a big old reminder and someone is always pointing it out. Every time you look at him/her, you wish your life was stain-free.

My sister-in-law is a stain.

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stains

Essentially used to mean anything crappy or shitty.

Wow, your 7,2 offsuit is stains.

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stains

essentially calling someone a shit stain. a worthless person.
stainy: someone who is shitty, neglectful or bad

noone wants a stainy barn cause that would be cuts

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Stain

-noun
1. a person, place, or object which has caused annoyance or embarrassment
2. a part of the psychic apparatus that experiences and reacts to the outside world and thus mediates experiences of discomfort, hardship, or embarrassment, most commonly through alcohol

-verb
1. to take advantage

Those guys were stains.
I drank fifteen beers last night; my stain is huge right now.
I stained that girl out last night.

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