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Suckage

The art of SUCKING something.

I have great suckage when it comes to lollipops

by RoyPurdy February 21, 2018


Suckage

1) The moment when the shit hits the fan
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation

ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck

1)
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"

by 3R!C@ January 25, 2009

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Suckage

A form of fellatio but of a much more powerful magnitude. Legend has it that the suction power of a "suckage" is comparable to a space station in Earth's orbit having a sizable air leak, causing everything within to pull toward this cabin discrepancy.

Aye yo! Last night, Jay Ghee gave me that some of that infamous slimey suckage. She sucked the meat right off my dick!...

by TheThotHunter January 1, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


suckage

the act of giving/receiving felatio, getting head

"she gives some fire suckage"

"Can i get some suckage tonight?"

by rybiggs May 5, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suckage

To suck.

joo = suckage

by Taffer McTaff September 22, 2003

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Suckage

When your life sucks. You turn into an absolute hater. Therefore you dedicate your life to spreading suckage, because your life sucks

"i gotta hate cuz my life sucks too much lately

gotta spread the suckage" - Ryan Hsiung

by cindlesx March 22, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suckage

The sucking of the male genital

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

by Darren September 28, 2003

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