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When someone has anal sex and planks on the person's backside during anal sex and raising their arms like superman.
"Last night I saved my partners life by supermaning inside of them" "Last night I supermaned the Mrs and my load almost sent me to space"
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person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"
person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"
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A man who gives all but asks for nothing in return. The closest to an Almighty. A SUPER-man.
Clark Kent (Superman - Kal El) was named Superman because of being a Hero, helping people, yet people had no way to return a favour. Thus known as being a Superman, he still did what he was best at. Giving people, asking for nothing.
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Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerfull than a locamotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton. The man of steel.
Superman!
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Dude, I just saw a guy in the bathroom supermanning it!
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The world's most recognizable superhero.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"
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A man who thinks he's indistructable, and has a habit of rescuing damsels in distress. Hes funny, smart, fun, and easy on the eyes. He also has had my heart since day one. His story touched me, and I owe him my life too. He is nothing short of amazing.
"Superman, if you are reading this, this is the closest you'll get to me saying this aloud right now, but I love you. Love always, Queen Mari :)"
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