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The term is a fallacy as it is neither supreme nor an actual court that is willing to uphold laws, unless it serves their heavily profitable agendas. This unit seems prone to spend time debating uteruses when they could be:
-championing prison reform by freeing people locked up for years for a plant, even in places where it is currently legal to do so.
-Cutting through the Gordian knot of those that profit off positions of power.
-Choosing to say out loud that corporations are not “persons…” since they seem to believe billion-dollar industries actually are people… true story.
Me: Did you watch the “Supreme Court?”
Everyone: No, sorry. I was at the met gala!
Them: Hey, I heard the Supreme Court made political donations an act of free speech! It seems Super pac’d!
Me: Throwing money at fanatics is certainly… common in history. How’s that working out?
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The idiots in charge that gave us:
George W. Bush
Iraq
Katrina
Global hatred of America.
Also used as an excuse to execute even the most ridiculous of ideas, even if it wastes eight years of everyone's lives.
Guy #1: Dude, that's the shittiest idea you've had ALL day.
Guy #2: But the Supreme Court approved.
Guy #1: Aw, crap.
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The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.
Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."
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Nine members of the United States' Supreme Court. A total of 8 associate justices, and one chief justice
The supreme court is the highest court in the judicial system and it consists of 9 justices
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Most modern interpretation of a discord moderator.
Interprets the law in a way that always angers the minority, and causes emotional distress to snowflakes.
Supreme Court Justice Thomas and Dankula just pulled of a pro-gamer move by overturning Roe v. Wade.
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the highest judicial court in the Universe.
the highest federal court in the Universe, consisting of nine intergalactic justices and taking judicial precedence over all other courts in the universe.
The Supreme Court of the Universe has issued numerous rulings on the use of intergalactic punishment (the death penalty).
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