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The aftermath of a vasectomy
Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy
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When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet
*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
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When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.
Swedish meatballs are meatballs that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.
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A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.
Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?
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When you poop into someones mouth and they proceed to perform fellatio on you.
I invited her over for spaghetti and swedish meatballs...
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when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!
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During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
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