Sweeney

The many arts of being Sweenyed (Depending on situation)

To be Sweeney'd: To have ones food consumed without their knowledge with them returning to the mass disappointment of their food having been consumed.

To Sweeney another: To consume ones food without their knowledge with them returning to the mass disappointment of their food having been consumed.

Dude you just got Sweeney'd: To witness another finding their food has been consumed and making them aware of what has just previously transpired.

Sweeneying: To be consuming another's food without their knowledge.

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Sweeney

A type of bad breath where you don’t notice it but everyone else does.

Errrm have a mint to sort out your sweeney!!

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Sweeney

Huge shit with corn in it

Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either

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A Sweeney

Sucking Bosses cock after he has anal sex with you is called a Sweeney Sweeney

Joe give a Sweeney Sweeney to his boss in in shanty

sweeney

a small feeble old man who is always right, most of the time has thick classes and wears pants way to high. Yoda in human form.Also mkaes obseen gestures and jokes that no one gets

look at that sweeney over there, what a joke.

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sweeney

Noun: a free trip obtained by music journalists, usually paid for by a record company, artist's management or event promoter.

Verb: the act of obtaining the above.

"I had this great sweeney to Italy, the label paid airfares, hotel and everything."

"I sweeneyed a great trip to Italy."

Used by World Music journalists in the UK for at least a decade. Named after a UK journalist of that surname who is/was remarkably adept at this skill.

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sweeney

a highly contagious, infectious STI like chlamydia, found mostly in girls between the ages of 12-25

you had a sweeney cunt yet?

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