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Swiss army knife

An item which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

What you will need to build a PC is a desk or any other anti-static working surface, an anti-static bracelet, and a Swiss army knife which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

by Rip Van Winkle 1899 February 17, 2021


swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.

1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.

by Iddiiwltwigt December 1, 2004

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The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 7, 2017