When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss