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Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert April 29, 2011

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Edmonton telegram

A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.

The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.

by chickenkiller October 17, 2011

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Telegram From Brownsville

Noun: An offensive use of ass gas, not unlike thedutch oven, where one person loudly and rankly farts in the face of another.

"Did you get it yet?"
"Get what?"
*PrrrrrrrrbbbPHT!*
"That Telegram From Brownsville!"

by Kaytor February 1, 2009

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Telegram me 👉

Typical Youtuber impersonators that you'll see in famous tech Youtubers and any famous Youtubers related to tech (example: Max Tech, MKBHD, etc). But fortunately, Google made the Youtubers' profile pictures visible before you open the replies if they replied directly, so you can see if they're actually replying to you instead of the impersonators

Usually uses many emojis. If they're using phone numbers, they use alternate number letters or emojis to write the number to prevent anti-spam detection

The examples. It should be like these. Alternate names: Text me on Telegram / TELEGRAM@:

(Username)
(Comment)

Telegram me 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
Thank you for watching and commenting my video. I have something for you...

Text me on Telegram 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
...

TELEGRAM@ (*insert Youtuber name*)
iPhone 14 Pro Max for you

by PuniUwUCute November 3, 2022

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Rocky Bhai (Telegram)

Straight, Bi, Homo or Shy
Everyone wants to sleep with stud Rocky Bhai.

The most desired man on Telegram.

Everyone wants a share of him. Everyone wants to taste him.

Most dangerous person on Telegram.

Ufff, Rocky Bhai (Telegram)! Help me resist myself dear stud! 👄💋

by RockyBhai_TG October 14, 2022


Telegram

Exactly what KKito said. However, while Telegram may seem like an instant messaging platform, it is more often used as a resource hub for valuable stuff pertaining to a specific niche. It is a bit like Microsoft Teams where you can upload files and it shows up inside a file tab, and everyone within the group can download the files.

When you join any Telegram group, the first place you should check is the group's Files tab. Who knows what sort of treasure you can find in there.

1) Christopher joined a random telegram group and found rare copies of celeb nudes from The Fappening
2) Charles joined a telegram group pertaining to Wii games and found a bunch of rare Wii ROMs in its files tab
3) Jesse joined many telegram groups but never talked in any of them. He was mostly there for the miscellaneous files/software that various users uploaded.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 8, 2022


Colombian Telegram

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014