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When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis
I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits
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Person 1: He’s so Tom
Person 2: yeah I know I wish I was him
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Tom crawled on the floor with all fours and hissed at me
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Socially awkward dickhead that likes Xbox more than pussy. Can be considered lesbian.
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Tom: Tom is generous and sweet. Tom can be a total man-child, tom can be perverted. But Tom is a man you'd be lucky to have because though he might live far away he wants to take care of you when your sick or sad. he wants to calm you down when youre mad and snuggle you to sleep every night. tom is sensitive and his feelings will brake easy but its ok because its better than building walls. tom likes to do impulsive things when hes having a bad week. Tom know what he does wrong when he does it and says sorry when it is unneeded. Tom is the most perfect, handsome man in the whole universe and im lucky to have him. I want to grow old and, if I solidly change my mind, have children with him. I want to sleep in his arms every night. I want to have adventures with him. He is my Dark Angel and I am his Dark Princess <3
Tom: I love you forever.
Me: I love you till the day after forever
*snuggles*
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tomming is a word used to describe a pervert in the act of peeping at someone getting changed
man #1: dude are you tomming on my wife?
man #2: ....er..yeah
man #1:...cool
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