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Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.
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invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush
hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush
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Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally
Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit
Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom
Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush
Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes
Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth
Now go to the dentist.
Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush
a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)
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v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.
Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!"
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"
Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."
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The act of busting a load inside a females mouth and proceeding to rub your cock in the hot man-oil, finally pushing it on to her teeth creating the "Colgate Effect" on her new pearly whites.
Damn dude, I was with this skank ass hoe and she was giving some good dome, when I decided to finish up with the toothbrush!
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A toothbrush is the thing my friend, Bobert, uses to masturbate with. Especially vibrating toothbrushes.
"omg, I was watching porn and bouncing on my toothbrush at the same time! *bounces*" - Bobert
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