The best band in the history of grind-core/grunge. Their drummer rocks me.
Ted Kirkpatrick is a drummer for tourniquet and he rocks me.
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One of the best heavy metal bands ever. By the way, they are not grind/grundge... the first 3 records were thrash, the 4th one was hard rock and they went back to play heavy stuff in the 21st century.
I can't way for a new Tourniquet album!
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A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.
Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.
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When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.
"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."
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When you have an unwanted erection so you put it in your waistband and tighten your belt.
Damn I got a hard on at my mother in laws so I had to fashion a dick tourniquet.
A group consisting of Paul, Keith, Evan, Nick, Ashlea, Liz, Vito, Peej, Pat, Kyle, Aurora, Sarah.
They OWN the Meteora board on the Linkin Park forum, and are not liked by many. (although everyone is just jealous)
To recognise a T&C member in the LPMB, their sig will usually contain "Official Member of Tourniquet & Co" BUT BEWARE OF POSERS.
Herby is the most obviously jealous, and really wants to join T&C. He is their slave.
Person 1: "omg look that persons in tourniquet & co"
Person 2: "omg i wish i was that cool"
Moderator (who actually wishes they were cool enough to be in T&C) : "Tourniquet & Co are not cool, I'll ban them ALL if you don't shut your mouth!"
Tourniquet & Co Member: "Suicide is the only option for all of you."
Forum members: "OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU LET ME JOIN TOURNIQUET & CO"
Moderator: "OMGZ BANNED."
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Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.
During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.