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The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.
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When you make out with a girl who has recently had her period and is currently using a tampon or pad, and proceed to put your hand down her pants and pull out the pad or tampon and smack her in the face by suprise multiple times. She will then look like a native american who just left a long destructive battle.
"Yo dude I heard you gave that chick a trail of tears last night!"
"Yeah man she got owned!"
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The pungent aroma left behind as someone walks and farts at the same time.
Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.
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When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.
So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind
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When a guy brings home a broad, he proceeds to pound her like a jackhammer in the ass, get his nut (she cant have hers), then, the most important part, steal the chicks phone, kick her out of the house and make her walk back to her house, which distance must be longer than 4 miles. Hence, the Trail of Tears. You can make her wear a headdress for effect if you want
Man, Wingo, i thought i didnt like that girl DR, so why did you take her home last nite?
oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.
That a boy wingo! Headdress too?
oh yeah, no other way!
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Farting while walking ahead of a person or group that has to follow your path.
When I was hiking with Bob, he had so much gas that he was laying down a "trail of tears".
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The opposite of a happy trail. The hair leading down the back towards the ass crack of a male/female.
"Check out that trail of tears on that Indian girl."
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