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Turducken

sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period

Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.

After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.

by Touch Down May 1, 2014

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Turducken

Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"

He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.

by Dangerous T and Karl May 13, 2008

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Turducken

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.

"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner

by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turducken

A M-F-F threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on dildo.

I had a turducken last thursday. Cindy was the duck, Amber was the turkey and I, of course, was the chicken.

by Crayon73 October 4, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turducken

During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.

I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.

by Nooner18 November 30, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turducken

A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.

I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.

by djmx21 June 15, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


turducken

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

Often considered the predecessor tobapork.

Honey, I need more than just turkey for dinner tonight -- how about fixing up some turducken?!

by Eli Kushan February 19, 2004

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