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Turtleneck

An Uncut Dick

Ashley: Chris forgot to wash his turtleneck

by jonfizzle November 13, 2003

113๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtleneck

a sweater with an extra long neck to cover those hickies

Did you see Karen's wearing a turtleneck??

In July?! She must be hiding lovebites!

by angelofrelevance April 29, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtleneck

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

by Straci September 6, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turtleneck

Someone of Sweater-Boy ethnic culture.
(Offensive Term)

I hate turtlenecks.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023