Umbrella

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

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umbrellas

Def. 1.) A term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

Def. 2.) use it as fuck that shit, fuck it, or fuck you

Girl: "Hey Tim, are you going to do the project for english?"

Tim: "Umbrellas, i got better things to do!"

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umbrella

another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me

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umbrellaing

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.

Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"

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Umbrella

The worst song ever.

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.

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Umbrella

(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"

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Umbrella

What you do after snorting a line. Involves pulling up the side of your nose flap that you snorted the line through and sniffing real hard to get everything you just snorted in your system better.

"just sniffed a tab."
"Don't forget the umbrella."
"Oh yeah i forgot."

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