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valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.
it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
i can piss farther than valhalla's city limits.
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A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!
Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla
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A sex move, wherein one, during the act of intercourse, bestows a weapon upon their partner, and does battle. At the moment of climax, both partners perish.
"Aye, brave warrior! How've you and your mistress come to be here in this place?"
"Well, uh, we did the Valhalla."
"A truly worthy path to the afterlife indeed!"
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Valhalla is a LAN that occurs regularly in South Australia
dude: cant work this weekend, im going to valhalla
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When you get so stoned, you begin start naming norse realms
You know you've reached valhalla when you've smoked so much you start praising odin for a wonderful smoke sesh.
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Valhalla is an arbitrary location associated with general savagery. Valhalla can be anywhere, but it is typically found at a really fun event or activity with your best friends. When you reach Valhalla, you've reached the emotional or physical peak of whatever activity you are doing.
The "journey" or "ride" to Valhalla is typically the actions (dancing, hiking, drinking, etc.) you and your friends are doing. You will know you've reached Valhalla only upon reflection of your journey.
Walking into a music festival . . ."Let's ride west boys! Valhalla awaits!"
Coming back from a backpacking trip . . . "What a journey, we definitely found Valhalla"
Asking a stranger for directions . . ."Excuse me, do you know which direction Valhalla is?"
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Dude 1: What map do ya wanna play on?
Dude 2: Valhalla, it's the best. It's on Red vs Blue.
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