Wade

Wade is a great friend. He will always be loyal to you and will be there when you need him. He doesn’t enjoy to be in his feelings, so he distracts himself with things to take his mind off of his problems. He is so smart it is ridiculous. You can always expect him to be highest score on his test. Wade sometimes lacks motivation because simply doesn’t care. He is really fun to play board games with and will always make it an interesting game. Sometimes Wade is manipulative, and has a hard time apologizing for things. He is also very athletic but would never admit it and loves arts and crafts. He always has different colored hair, like bro, pick and commit! But at the end of the day wade is the loyalist friend you will ever have.

Bro 1: Dude! I just met this really interesting funny guy.

Bro 2: Oh, it’s just typical wade

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Wade

To take a sick day at work, when you're not really sick.

Man I think I might take a wade day.

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wade

a white male who almost inexcusably can pass off as a black man. usually his families traits consist of big dicks and tall women.

man....you are the blackest white kid i know....you know what youre a wade if ive ever seen one.

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waded

To suddenly go MIA at a college university.

Brett: Hey, have you seen Melissa?
Jeff: No, that bitch got waded.
Brett: Good.

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wade

one who doesnt know what they want

wade: i think i like you

1 week later....
wade: i dont know if i like you anymore

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Wade

Getting close to a girl with the intention of getting into her underwear.

Person 1: I have become really good friends with Ellie Ward recently.

Person 2: WADE!

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wade

A slang term for a male , usually in his 50's, that shows an enormous capacity to process large amounts of information quickly and draw from many inter-disciplinary fields of study. Almost always of Irish stock and extremely well spoken and charming. Always well endowed and highly skilled in heterosexual lovemaking. Handsome beyond imaging and gifted with an extremely magnetic personality, a Wade must control his power lest all around him come under his control.

Carrie: " Joe what's up with you lately? You seem like your under some kind of spell."
Joe: " I..I..don't know, man. But I met this dude ,Wade, and I just feel drawn to him. I can't explain it."
Carrie: " You just did."

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