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The Weeknd

Abel Tesfaye - he is an artist. He will make you want him by telling you he will rescue you, but won't love you. He will get you high, imagine you are someone else while fucking you. He is your worst enemy, and will pass you around his crew and will make you like it. He will leave you like a bird and admit he is so wrong, but won't apologize. He is the most wanted man alive!

Listening to The Weeknd while having sex, is like not wearing a condom. You're just asking for a baby!

by dredae October 6, 2013

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The Weeknd

A Canadian singer who is said to be blinded by the lights, he feels it coming and he is an starboy. Apparently he only calls you when it's half past. His singing skills are even brighter than the dawn.

You are even nicer than The Weeknd today.

by TheRealDark November 21, 2021

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The Weeknd

HES THE BEST FUCK SINGER TO EXIST AND IF U DISAGREE U CAN KILL UR SELF ( don't)

Person 1 : Dude do you listen to the weeknd ?
Person 2 : Yeah
Person 1 : Marry me
Person 2 : Aight bet

by IM SWAG STAY JELAOUS January 20, 2023

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the weeknd

the most amazing singer you’ll ever listen to, never dropped a bad song and has the littest concerts ever!!!

The weeknd is lowkey the best singer on earth!
Oo periodt!🤠

by lmfaoaooa September 30, 2020

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The weeknd

The weeknd is a famous singer
he OFTEN(😏) sings about s*x

No wonder because who wouldn’t fucc with that fine ass man🥲
There is absolutely no normal person on this planet who wouldn’t fucc w that man & also he is so fuckin talented it makes me wanna cry like damn yall go listen to house of balloons please the weeknd is also known as daddy in my world. Hes perfect.
Everyone’s blinded by the lights i wish i would be blinded by his kids on my face💀
Ye ik xo family is kinky asf but idgaf we need that man god bless that maaaan😩😩😩goddamncuminmymouthcumonmyfaceineeddaddyineedabeltesfayeskids

Hey do u see that hot person in the tv?
Yes its the weeknd i want his kids

by XOTWODiod November 24, 2021

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The weeknd

The weeknd

The Weeknd (Abel Tesfaye) is an amazing Ethiopian Canadian chill wave/r&b artist based in Toronto. He is by no means Drakes protege, but just his own self. Some music critics have even said Drakes new album was definitely inspired by Abel. The Weeknd and his xo crew did link up with Drake and were featured on each others songs and even connected their acronyms, Drakes OVO (Octobers Very Own) and Abels XO (Ecstasy and Oxycodone).After Drakes sophomore album Take Care was released The Weeknds popularity blew up ..like a c4.

He surfaced in 2010 with a few songs floating around. Built up a supportive fan base then released a free mixtape , House of Balloons, on his website.After what felt like eons he then released another free mixtape, Thursday, also on his website.

His music involves a cool smugness, a lot of sex, a fun addiction to various drugs and lean, trippy ass beats, a sensual voice, and the explosion and/or convulsions of ovaries across the world.

Many wonder what he will do after his balloon trilogy is over.

Sallygrrrl: zomg the weekend is so cool. They're my favorite band.

Janegrrl: You idiot. The weeknd is one man. one divine talented man. AND THERE IS NO 'E'

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Bob: no homo but Gone by The Weeknd makes me want the gayest of all sex with you.
The other Bob: After listening to his mixtapes. I accept bro. no homo
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mary: omg Drake made The Weeknd.
Judy: no.The Weeknds talent made The Weeknd

by dryb0nez November 21, 2011

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the weeknd

A new type of R&B artist. Drake's protege. Makes fucking awesome music. Earsexes you constantly.

Man, have you heard House of Balloons or Thursday? The Weeknd just won't stop.

by peazncheez August 20, 2011

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