When you meet the real dirty wildman,. You'll wish you'd have never faked it with all the rest. Get your mind blown over and over
When you blast off to another world you'll know you've had a dirty wildman
A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.
More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.
Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
The actions of having a person lick something of your finger acting as oral sex.
Asking someone to do The Wildman you when you have a frostee on your finger and a boner.