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Metallic bowl-shaped pan used for cooking. The word is of Cantonese origin, since Mandarin words never end in p,t,k, whereas Cantonese words can. Used in the names of many Chinese restaurants in order to attract the attention of customers. i.e. A Wok to Remember, Wok King
Since I like to cook Chinese food, my cabinet is crammed with woks.
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1. A very sexual girating dance of the West Indies, usually done only moving the hips.
2. Sex
1. Di ya see Elvis at the street parade wokin' it up wit dat white girl?
2. Baby let mi get inside and I'll wok ya all night
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the red toilet seat shaped mark on the ass when a person, usually someone suffering with irratable bowel syndrome, sits on the toilet for so long.
man: up for some cheeky bum sex?
woman: no sorry, ive got a wok
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Wok or Woks. derogitory term for a person of asian decent. Particularly directed at Chinese. Also used to describe the driving patterns of Asians.
"That stupid ass WOK can't drive."
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When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.
I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!
All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
A super HIPPIE... like, I'm talking dressing up like Tarzan, braiding armpit hair, living in a yurt HIPPIE...
You can smell these people from a mile away. They are more concerned with preserving water than their personal hygiene. Most don't wear shoes, but if they are, they'll be boolin in some chacos or 20 yr old birks. So much dirt has accumulated on their bodies that they look 10 shades darker than what they actually are. The most common hairstyle rocked by a WOK is dreads down to their ass caked in dirt and animal shit. It is also a breeding ground for at least 13 species of insects and serves as their own personal nursery to carry their offspring. They neglect going to the doctor and instead find it more reliable to use "healing crystals" to treat their STDs. If you like your lady bald like Caillou, steer AWAY from female WOKs. The WOK world does not believe in the concept of shaving. Not their legs, not their pits, not their cooch, NOTHING. Even for those who like hair, PROCEED WITH CAUTION. It's not as much a bush as it is the Amazon rain forest infested with unidentifiable diseases. As much as they don't care about their physical appearance, they're some HORNY ASS mofos who love getting it on in the middle of the forest, traumatizing innocent wildlife. They view sex as a sacred way mother nature has given them to grow closer and connect with their fellow WOK. And just because two WOKs are coupled up doesn't mean they'll stop homie hopping.
"Who is this fool dressed up like slutty Mother Teresa, and why she smell like microwaved cabbage served with a side of jiz?"
"That's a WOK bro. Don't get too close they carry diseases?"
An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay