The Woodard

This is the act of your wife, pegging you with a 12 inch black dildo. Then she pulls it out, walks around to your face and throat fucks you until you puke. Then she lets the cat eat the puke.

Honey, I think I wanna try something different tonight. I think I want “the Woodard. “

Woodard

Woodard is a person who will mess you up if you don’t get something correct or do one problem that can be easily fixed, and can be so rude and annoying as well as apologize for doing something then do it again, but they have a sweet spot but it’s hard, very hard to get through the hard shell of them.

I hate people who act like woodards

Why am I such a Woodard

They are Woodards

Scout Woodard

A person who has a distinct male private part structure as the head and may also be suffer from having a high voice and being very short.

Your such a Scout Woodard!

Riley Woodarded

when you are being overtly and indirectly sexualized or made uncomfortable by an action that is justified by "creatives"

Is that the shrek snapchat filter macking on me ? Just got Riley Woodarded."