bison

Mascot of a shitty ass farm school, North Dakota State University, located in Fargo, ND. One of the few colleges in America where you can major in Herding and Agricultural economics.

Man the bison sure do suck dick. Wow the Sioux just fuckin kicked the shit out of them and forced them out of division II.

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Bison

An adjective describing anything enormously positive and/or unusually good. An empowering word that can be used to describe almost anything good that you experience.

You see a really great movie:
"Wow, that movie was soooo BISON!"

Someone is looking fierce, in a great outfit, lookin good, etc:
"Man, you are lookin pretty Bison today!"

You're feeling great, in a good mood, top of the world, etc:
"How are you"
"I'm feelin freakin Bison today!"

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bison

A disparaging term especially referring to *Polky* a friend.

Elisha, your such a bison!

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bison dollar

The currency of the nation of Shadaloo, issued by dictator M. Bison. Its validity as legal tender will be guaranteed upon the kidnapping and ransom of the Queen of England.

One Bison dollar will be worth FIVE BRITISH POUNDS.

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Rock Bison

May be the password to enter the vacation home you share with your six friends, may also be the name of the legendary Beyblade wielded by BTS Jimin.

You: Is the password 'Rock Bison'?
or
Jimin: ROCK BISON!!!!

bison ass

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.

The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.

Bison day

A term used by NDSU students to describe a day of skipping classes and ignoring homework.

Person 1: Hey bro, how's your week been?

Person 2: Terrible. I'm thinking of taking a Bison day.