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cement mixer

A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.

Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cement mixer

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.

"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"

by John Wayne Goatsie November 28, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.

Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.

by thefatek November 14, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 14, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

by Gotthebag March 11, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 10, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž