Dehydrated

Being thirsty to a super extended level
Wanting that D so bad, some girls aint thirsty they are Dehydrated (D-Hydrated)

Wendy was so thirsty, she even asked her girls to help her out sealing the deal
Yeah that bitch aint thirsty anymore she is dehydrated, suffering from some serious D-hydration

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dehydrated

One level further than thirsty.
A guy who is thirsty for any period of time longer than 3months and up to 2years.
Extremely desperate to the point where even if his female subject rejects him multiple times he still perseveres in pursuing her. Despite the fact that she is clearly and obviously not interested, he never stops. Beware!!!!

"Girl this guy will not take a hint and get lost!"
"How long has this been going on??"
"Girl.. two years!!!!"
"He ain't thirsty..he dehydrated!!"

thirsty

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dehydrated

i need some fucking water

girl : i need some water

other girl : YASS ME TOO i’m so dehydrated

dehydrated

Hungover. So said because common symptoms of a hangover can be attributed to the dehydrating effect of the alcohol in alcoholic beverages. Also supported by the fact that a large glass of water (or two) before bed after drinking can dramatically reduce hangover symptoms in the morning. Plus it sounds better to say "I'm dehydrated" than "I'm hungover."

"You look like you were out drinking last night."

"I'm dehydrated. Close that curtain and let me go back to sleep."

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Dehydrated Dog

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.

Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.

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dehydrated water

Air

“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

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Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.