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Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
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when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.
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when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
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The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)
Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.
Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
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Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
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you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping
Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping
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A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums
Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy
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